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Thursday, September 24, 2015

Who has a good vegetarian joke?

One of my favorite vegan restaurants, Strong Hearts Cafe, is located in Syracuse, NY. The menu consists of all vegan food with egg, cheese, meat substitutes and more.
I love the joke "A vegetarian, an atheist and a crossfitter are at a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes." I only like it because I never and I mean NEVER tell anyone I'm a vegetarian unless it's part of some sort of discussion or is casually brought up in conversation. Even then, people will look at me bewildered wondering how I could ever give up bacon (it wasn't that hard). 

It's truly amazing in my five years of being a vegetarian how many times I've heard "Krista, don't eat that piece of cheese! It was made with ham!" Or "Don't you know this is a soy burger?" when it completely is not. 

Today, I feel like I'm a vegetarian for all the wrong reasons. I am a vegetarian out of habit. Five years ago when I became a vegetarian I was in tenth grade, age 15 and a total hippie. Five years ago when people asked me why I decided to become vegetarian I told them I believed my life wasn't worth more than any animal's life. Today, I would roll my eyes at myself and walk away. 

I stopped eating meat cold turkey (pun totally intended). I just stopped for no reason. I had tried to become a vegetarian before and I completely failed after two weeks. I had stomach pains and was always hungry. I ate a lot of peanut butter, fruits, and carbs (I still eat a lot of peanut butter, fruit, and carbs but that is besides the point). 

I love being a vegetarian. It's weird that I do. I love vegetarian chicken nuggets and substitute burgers (if I see a veggie burger option on a menu I WILL get it). I love finding vegan and vegetarian restaurants and dragging my friends there. When I discovered a local vegan restaurant in Syracuse a few years ago I have made all of my friends eat there and I like to think they love it as much as I do. 

Even though I go to family barbecues and have to bring my own food and at events I eat only bread, I know that it is worth it for me to be vegetarian. Today it has been five years since I ate a piece of bacon and I'm completely okay with. And even if I believe that I'm vegetarian for all the wrong reasons, I know that I made the right reasons once.